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Zombie Lonely Hearts Club
Zombies can love - they love eating brains, rampaging, pillaging, mayhem, and using their claws. They have a heart, it just doesn't beat unless they touch an electrical source and then, watch them shimmy, jitter, and flop on the ground. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Next time I need to bring some music, and maybe some popcorn. lonely zombie
Zombie Personal Wanted Ads
HI, I'm Cranial Crusher, Used to be called Jeb
HI, I'm Cranial Crusher, Used to be called Jeb
HI, I'm Cranial Crusher, Used to be called Jeb
I'm a Pisces and I am looking for a girl/woman with half-a-brain (not her personally - I'm hungry and sharing half-a-brain is better than no brain)
If interested, please contact me. I can travel to you, and did I mention I'm really hungry? zombie lonely hearts club
I’m Pouncing Penny
HI, I'm Cranial Crusher, Used to be called Jeb
HI, I'm Cranial Crusher, Used to be called Jeb
You might wonder why? It's because I used to have a partner who would chase our prey into a nearby forest where I would pounce on them from above. Due to a group of Zombie Hunters my partner was barbequed by a flame thrower. So, I need me another man/partner to continue the hunt. Oh, and if you can stitch body parts together that would be just fine and dandy. lonely zombie
Hi, I'm Face Ripper
HI, I'm Cranial Crusher, Used to be called Jeb
Terrible Lonely in Texas
'Cuz I really like getting up close to my next meal. I'm an excellent human scavenger and will keep my lucky mate filled with succulent brain matter. And brains do matter! I'm also humorous, a Scorpio, and have most of my body parts intact.
Tired of starving? Looking for an Apex Predator? Then look no further. zombie lonely hearts club
Terrible Lonely in Texas
Terrible Lonely in Texas
Terrible Lonely in Texas
I'm just an old Cow Poke who got turned into an Undead as I was sleepin' under the stars during a cattle drive. Oh, must have been 150 years ago or so.
Mighty long time to be without a significant mate to share meals, hunting and down-right pillaging of secluded ranches. Contact me and we'll get to rampaging real quick like. lonely zombie
Stuck in Seattle
Terrible Lonely in Texas
Stuck in Seattle
With nowhere to go. I can't believe the gall of a roving bunch of Zombies who dragged me out of my Tesla and created the new Undead me. Trust me, I have no problem sucking out Human brains because I was in the Advertising game. Where we did that daily and made tons of money. But, this new life style and the weather? I got to get out of here. Need a sharp dressing mate with no soul? I'm your Gal pal. zombie lonely hearts club
Lonely in Lodi
Terrible Lonely in Texas
Stuck in Seattle
Lodi may not seem like a big city, but the crazy drivers on Highway 99 make it easy to feast on Brains. They go zooming in and out of lanes, not paying attention and the next thing they know - they're road kill. Hell, makes my job easy.
Looking for a cushy life in Cali, just answer my Ad and baby Welcome to the Land of Milk and Honey - or brains and body parts. lonely zombie
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